Comedy? Lamaze? Comedaze! Hosting has never made me so sore...
Giulia wants to always be cute - even if it means putting nipples on her stomach. (Or "Nips on her Fupe," as I like to say. Fupe is short for FUPA - which stands for Fat Upper Pu**y Area - a term my friend April coined to the best of my knowledge. See, entertaining and educational?!)
Here's Becky - she's adorable. Except when guys shout things like "Ching-chong-ching" and "Lookin' good, China!" at her. Then she gets nasty - taking her revenge out on unsuspecting hipsters, holla-ing, "Hey Ironic Moustache! Wanna be in a band?"
Amanda is a poser, but she's still cool. She thinks The Girls Next Door are poseurs - not to mention fools! (What? Rhyme time!) Maybe they'll rip Hefs balls off? If only I had a picture of her shelter dog face... "Which one of your jokes is that, Amanda?" I don't have the manswer...
Allison's boobs teach kids how to read! She also knows a thing or two about shelter dogs, since she sponsors a dog from the North Shore Animal League named Stella. (For a lot of folks, sponsors and Stella go hand in hand.) She doesn't like construction workers or babies, but she does like her boyfriend - sort of...
Ophira (who we put a blue curtain up for since she was wearing a red tank top and we didn't want to lose her in the wall...) prefers male-dominated professions like IT and stand-up. The people she works with in the IT world treat their job like a career, while Ophira prefers to treat her hobbies that way. Soon she'll be moving in with her boyfriend - they've found a lovely meat-crate on the Upper East Side.
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I've heard that term before. Not to say your friend didn't coin it, but it apparently has some legs to it.
Ooh - if a FUPA has legs on it, that's pretty bad!
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