Me and my volunteers reinacting a conversation I had at Starbucks with a perky young Southern tourist and a Hipster-ish dude about the location of the nearest Hooters.
Mandy "Yeah right he's just not that into me" Stadtmiller
Becky "He's just not that into you if he moves to LA and says *Don't Call*" Ciletti
Heather "No longer phased by her boss' penis" Fink
Val "The Venison Lover" Kappa
Jess "Flipper Flicker" Wood
Kristin "I'm a real musician" Plater
Buy her CD! She's amazing.
A big shout to the 14-year-old who was in the front row, and our resident pedophile, Matt, who was (and still is) just a few seats away...
See you next week, y'all!