A Perfect Sexteen Hundred...

...was the title of Jen's tale - originally written as part of a book she's in the process of publishing. Jen teaches SAT prep to high school kids, and so was inspired to write this story about a male SAT Prep teacher who ends up sleeping with a high schooler - unbeknownst to him. She said the last time she read this story, everyone though the protagonist was a lesbian, until page 3 when "she" got an erection.

Young Jodi

Jodi Young told a story about having a crush on her 2nd grade teacher, Mrs. Morrison, who corrected a love letter she wrote her in red pencil. Ouch! Like Jen, Jodi's story wasn't sapphic, either - she just wanted a new mom.

Everyone had a great time... even Cherokee Gumby!

I hosted Chicks last night for the first time in a few weeks since I've been busy with Anathemaville - and boy - what a great welcome back! The comics were hilarious, the audience was great - and we finally have some new art on the walls! Cherokee Gumby was referenced many times during the evening, proving the old adage true, "Comedy imitates art."

Breaking up is hard to do...

But Jen knows now it's easier to do on an Excel spreadsheet. Except when you have to figure out where to type in "Don't ever speak to me again."

Shannon won't do stand up...

...unless she can sit down. She votes we rename Katrina Hurricane Courtney Love. Any takers?

Abby wants to remain anonymous...

So all I'll say about her is that she knows how to make Crystal Meth. That's not too telling, right?

Kelli is so sweet...

...and innocent, she shook hands with the Mayor of P-Town covered in lube. She says she thought it was hand sanitizer. The jury's still out on that one...

Mama Jane's on the prowl!

Jane Condon traded her pussy for a Lexus. She said it. I swear. Watch out, CT!

"There's no oops in sticking your d*ck up my a**!"

Desiree can't stand boys who pretend they want to go to the "Opera House" and then end up back at the "Circus." There's no crying in baseball, and there are no accidents in love-making.

Jonathan loves Chicks!

Comic Jonathan Powley came out to show the love last night and he had a mad crush on Desiree - who kinda looks like she just "did it," doesn't she? And by "it" I mean tore down the house, y'all!